When someone says “So tell me about yourself.”
I hate when I’m listening to music really loud and I have to keep pausing it because I constantly think I’m hearing my name being called.
When you finally decide to look up the lyrics of your favourite song…
And you realize you have been singing the wrong words the whole time:
via sodamnrelatable
When my mom is bitchin’
she mad for no reason like
im like, the fuck?
she says “YOU GOTTA ATTITUDE NOW?”
im like “wait, me?”
then she’s like
so i run to my room like WTF!
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so i run to my room like WTF!